Blammo on Billboard is back for round 2, and this time we're going in on this little jammy:

Deuces by Chris Brown



Okay, so let's get the obvious out of the way first. Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rhianna. Straight up domestic violence right there homeboy. Does anyone seem to mind? Nah, fuck it, a hit's a hit right? Yes. Does it matter if the lyrics, melodies, and rap verses are terrible? Nope. The secret is in the sauce, and by sauce i mean beat. And admittedly, KMac's beat is pretty dope (side note: who the F is KMac?!) Little stutter step, some icy synth stabs, not mad. You know what would be dope though? If somebody put six superstar rappers over this beat for a remix. Oh wait...



What's the diagnosis doctor?

Drake's verse:
Pretty much standard sensitive thug type stuff, makes some bold statements about his abilities during sexual intercourse, break-ups, make-ups, and we pass it to Tip for a hot 16 bars.

T.I.'s verse:
Rocking that staccato flow he's been fucking with lately. Kinda annoying. Nothing really that memorable being said, but that damn beat drops again and i'm in the zzzzoooonnnneee.

UH-OH! Here come's trouble. What's up Mr. West?

Kanye's verse:
He's gonna curse a lot, stop talking about girls halfway through to focus on the haters...again, and as usual, the Louis Vitton Don is gonna rap way too long.

Fabolous's verse:
Dear God. Wow this is terrible. Only Rick Ross can get away with rhyming words with the same word. Speaking of which...

Rick Ross's verse:
Rosay basically ingnores the subject matter completely and raps about all the expensive shit he owns. I love this guy.

Now for the payoff. What's your reward for listening through all that nonsense? Another amazing verse from Mr. 3 Stacks.

Andre 3000's verse:
Clever, abstract, subtle, thought provoking, and totally on point. Kinda like this. And this. Thanks again Andre.

Till next time...Deuces